the-brandon-ryan:

missreneeduval:

I’m french.

FYI speaking french during sex is a turn off.

I don’t know what the fuck you were saying.

She thinks she’s special because she can speak French.

I don’t speak it during sex, just so you know. ;)

missreneeduval:

I’m french.

Whore.

the-brandon-ryan:

thenicolehawthorne:

Oh, Cat. You’re the only one who understands me.

Emma has a cat. Spence.

I don’t know why she would name a cat that. 

Neither do I, but who knows why Emma does anything that she does? I’ve stopped trying to figure people out, they’re all the same, anyways. And by all the same I mean I’m far superior to them so there’s no point in wasting my time on their inferiority. 

Oh, Cat. You’re the only one who understands me.

charlotteduval:

You look like you’re getting fat Nicole. Lay off the oreo’s.

Please. Your jealousy is almost as amusing as it is pathetic.

charlotteduval:

charlotteduval:

bree-whitney said,

"While you're choosing a movie, I'm going to feed my fish. And read him my latest short story. He's an excellent critic."

Don’t overfeed him. I hear obesity is running rampant in the fish world.