bow before the queen, peasants

Vulay voocoo shay avek mwuah say swa

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:36:09 -0400

missreneeduval:

I’m french.

FYI speaking french during sex is a turn off.

I don’t know what the fuck you were saying.

She thinks she’s special because she can speak French.

~~I don’t speak it during sex, just so you know. ;)~~

Vulay voocoo shay avek mwuah say swa

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:33:27 -0400

missreneeduval:

I’m french.

Whore.

the-brandon-ryan: thenicolehawthorne: Oh, Cat. You’re the only one who understands me. Emma has a...

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:33:17 -0400

the-brandon-ryan:

thenicolehawthorne:

Oh, Cat. You’re the only one who understands me.

Emma has a cat. Spence.

I don’t know why she would name a cat that.

Neither do I, but who knows why Emma does anything that she does? I’ve stopped trying to figure people out, they’re all the same, anyways. And by all the same I mean I’m far superior to them so there’s no point in wasting my time on their inferiority.

Oh, Cat. You’re the only one who understands me.

Thu, 24 May 2012 14:28:51 -0400

Oh, Cat. You’re the only one who understands me.

So, if everyone is sufficiently settled, I'll go ahead and lay down the ground rules.

Thu, 24 May 2012 00:03:43 -0400

charlotteduval:

You look like you’re getting fat Nicole. Lay off the oreo’s.

Please. Your jealousy is almost as amusing as it is pathetic.

Photo

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:56:22 -0400

So, if everyone is sufficiently settled, I'll go ahead and lay down the ground rules.

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:54:20 -0400

charlotteduval:

So, if everyone is sufficiently settled, I'll go ahead and lay down the ground rules.

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:50:37 -0400

charlotteduval:

While you're choosing a movie, I'm going to feed my fish. And read him my latest short story. He's an excellent critic.

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:49:09 -0400

Don’t overfeed him. I hear obesity is running rampant in the fish world.

Photo

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:48:03 -0400

Photo

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:44:53 -0400

Right. You choose. And lock your windows tonight. Just in case.

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:44:33 -0400

I lock my windows every evening now. Wouldn’t want random ~~men~~ animals climbing inside during the night, would we? And blocking the door. And demanding I confess my love. And getting drunk and threatening to jump off a roof.

So, if everyone is sufficiently settled, I'll go ahead and lay down the ground rules.

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:41:53 -0400

the-brandon-ryan:

Brandon.

Does it help if I call her Frannie? No, probably not. The queue is filling up rapidly. Maybe we should take care of that? Over the phone, of course. Wouldn't you want you to catch anything.

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:40:05 -0400

If Nicole Hawthorne ever feared anything, it would definitely be all the diseases I’d catch from being in close proximity to you and that parasitic creature covering your cranium.

The phone would be great.

So, if everyone is sufficiently settled, I'll go ahead and lay down the ground rules.

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:37:31 -0400

Obey me or be destroyed.
If you’re a slut, please just do us all a favour and die now.

Thank you, that will be all.

dantedeville reblogged your post: dantedeville reblogged your post: missreneeduval… That face...

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:34:32 -0400

dantedeville reblogged your post: dantedeville reblogged your post: missreneeduval…

That face is such a turn on.

Ugh. Stop typing.

It is not that bad. My girlfriend Francesca approves. Don't ask to meet her, though. She's shy. And by shy I mean invisible.

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:32:59 -0400

Of course she is, and with a name like Francesca, I don’t blame her for being imaginary. I mean invisible.

How is your queue doing?

dantedeville reblogged your post: missreneeduval replied to your post: Well do you… She...

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:31:19 -0400

dantedeville reblogged your post: missreneeduval replied to your post: Well do you…

She couldn’t even fit it in. Then the bitch got knocked up. Your turn next?

I'll even put the money in your thong for you. Then we can go to Vegas and get married.

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:29:58 -0400

Ugh. Ew.

Excuse me while I file a restraining order.

missreneeduval replied to your post: Well do you have time for a quickie? I’ll give you some...

Wed, 23 May 2012 23:29:24 -0400

missreneeduval replied to your post: Well do you have time for a quickie? I’ll give you some cash.

Been there, fucked that. His penis is too small. Try Vanna.

There you have it.